Big Bird Open 2012

Another year another bash, once again we were blessed by the weather Gods and once again we all forgot that this is to celibrate BigBird's birthday and we all forgot to get him a card or present.

Still less of the bullshit introductions and on to the high's and low's of the weekend, the low's being A1 Taxi's of Bury St. Edmunds (go to Hall of Shame for more info) who say they'll send 3 cabs @ £30 each for the 12 mile journey down the road and then send one 16 seater minibus complete with it's own arsehole and an end bill of £120, I've spoken with Carol Vorderman and she says she's completley fucking stumped on how to work that fucker out. The other low is that Troy now has to buy some polish and a duster to tidy up that little circle of dust where the trophy used to be on his mantlepiece.

The High's starting off with the fact not one us of got drunk this weekend and were all able to play first class golf with no hangovers.

The Winners this weekend were;

Par 3 comps

Day 1..... Scott "the Lumberjack" Gallacher

Day 2..... Jason "Whistler" Baxter

Day 3..... Kenny "Lenny" Dann

Nearest the Pin

Troy Blackwell

The Bigbird Championship (3 days off 3/4 h/c)

1st .... David "Stato" Uden ..... 109 pts

2nd ... Alan "Bigbird" Crosswell ... 95pts

3rd .... Dean "The eating machine" Chilvers ... 90pts

Full results sheet

	DAY 1	DAY 2	DAY 3	TOTAL
STATO	38	34	37	109
BIGBIRD	33	29	33	95
DEAN	32	30	28	90
TROY	26	35	29	90
LEE	26	29	33	88
SWAMPY	32	26	27	85
STU	30	26	28	84
DEX	26	27	31	84
JAMES	26	30	28	84
GEOFF	23	30	31	84
CARTS	36	22	25	83
TUNGY	24	31	28	83
JUSTIN	28	27	27	82
REG	24	30	28	82
BLAKEY	31	27	21	79
HOWARD	24	24	31	79
LENNY	20	31	28	79
JASON	19	29	29	77
G-SPOT	33	22	21	76
MANNER	28	25	22	75
H	27	24	23	74
MARTIN	28	24	19	71
JAMIE DANN	36	33	0	69
TOMMY	24	21	23	68
SCOTT	28	22	17	67
ROOTY	17	18	32	67
WAYNE	22	20	18	60
DILL	26	30	0	56

Bigbird 2012 Champion Stato with the Trophy and as it happens 2nd and 3rd place players who organised it and done the scoring, fix springs to mind.	Day 2 Par 3 champ The Whistler, with the new swing of the future.

2012 contenders Well done Lee, getting the chap with one eye to take the photo, it is hard to judge distances with one eye, hence why we all look like midgets.	A Broken Man With the added dejection of losing the trophy to his brother in law, Troy wins a hip flask and nobody will fill it up for him.

King Kenny Par 3 Guru, day 3	Scott your Number Par 3, day 1 champion, bi-lingual Scott Gallacher (Scottish and Celtic....couldn't understand a word in English)

Let the Bragging begin Man V Food accepting his 3rd place overall prize, the look on his face when he opened it and it wasn't a Double Cheeseburger, Chips and Double Cheeseburger was a picture.	Mines bigger than Yours 2nd Place overall, MvF found it very hard to hand this over, just in case this was the Cheeseburger bag.

....And mines bigger than both of Your's and I won fuck all	2025 champion just give me a few years to get used to these new Callaways

Best Swinger in Town of all the pictures taken, this is the only person with a decent swing, the ball ended up in the trees or water but it was a good swing.