Big Bird Open 2012
Another year another bash, once again we were blessed by the weather Gods and once again we all forgot that this is to celibrate BigBird's birthday and we all forgot to get him a card or present.
Still less of the bullshit introductions and on to the high's and low's of the weekend, the low's being A1 Taxi's of Bury St. Edmunds (go to Hall of Shame for more info) who say they'll send 3 cabs @ £30 each for the 12 mile journey down the road and then send one 16 seater minibus complete with it's own arsehole and an end bill of £120, I've spoken with Carol Vorderman and she says she's completley fucking stumped on how to work that fucker out. The other low is that Troy now has to buy some polish and a duster to tidy up that little circle of dust where the trophy used to be on his mantlepiece.
The High's starting off with the fact not one us of got drunk this weekend and were all able to play first class golf with no hangovers.
The Winners this weekend were;
Par 3 comps
Day 1..... Scott "the Lumberjack" Gallacher
Day 2..... Jason "Whistler" Baxter
Day 3..... Kenny "Lenny" Dann
Nearest the Pin
Troy Blackwell
The Bigbird Championship (3 days off 3/4 h/c)
1st .... David "Stato" Uden ..... 109 pts
2nd ... Alan "Bigbird" Crosswell ... 95pts
3rd .... Dean "The eating machine" Chilvers ... 90pts
Full results sheet
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DAY 1
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DAY 2
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DAY 3
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TOTAL
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STATO
|
38
|
34
|
37
|
109
|
BIGBIRD
|
33
|
29
|
33
|
95
|
DEAN
|
32
|
30
|
28
|
90
|
TROY
|
26
|
35
|
29
|
90
|
LEE
|
26
|
29
|
33
|
88
|
SWAMPY
|
32
|
26
|
27
|
85
|
STU
|
30
|
26
|
28
|
84
|
DEX
|
26
|
27
|
31
|
84
|
JAMES
|
26
|
30
|
28
|
84
|
GEOFF
|
23
|
30
|
31
|
84
|
CARTS
|
36
|
22
|
25
|
83
|
TUNGY
|
24
|
31
|
28
|
83
|
JUSTIN
|
28
|
27
|
27
|
82
|
REG
|
24
|
30
|
28
|
82
|
BLAKEY
|
31
|
27
|
21
|
79
|
HOWARD
|
24
|
24
|
31
|
79
|
LENNY
|
20
|
31
|
28
|
79
|
JASON
|
19
|
29
|
29
|
77
|
G-SPOT
|
33
|
22
|
21
|
76
|
MANNER
|
28
|
25
|
22
|
75
|
H
|
27
|
24
|
23
|
74
|
MARTIN
|
28
|
24
|
19
|
71
|
JAMIE DANN
|
36
|
33
|
0
|
69
|
TOMMY
|
24
|
21
|
23
|
68
|
SCOTT
|
28
|
22
|
17
|
67
|
ROOTY
|
17
|
18
|
32
|
67
|
WAYNE
|
22
|
20
|
18
|
60
|
DILL
|
26
|
30
|
0
|
56
|
Bigbird 2012 ChampionStato with the Trophy and as it happens 2nd and 3rd place players who organised it and done the scoring, fix springs to mind. | Day 2 Par 3 champThe Whistler, with the new swing of the future. | | 2012 contendersWell done Lee, getting the chap with one eye to take the photo, it is hard to judge distances with one eye, hence why we all look like midgets. | A Broken ManWith the added dejection of losing the trophy to his brother in law, Troy wins a hip flask and nobody will fill it up for him. | | King KennyPar 3 Guru, day 3 | Scott your NumberPar 3, day 1 champion, bi-lingual Scott Gallacher (Scottish and Celtic....couldn't understand a word in English) | | Let the Bragging beginMan V Food accepting his 3rd place overall prize, the look on his face when he opened it and it wasn't a Double Cheeseburger, Chips and Double Cheeseburger was a picture. | Mines bigger than Yours2nd Place overall, MvF found it very hard to hand this over, just in case this was the Cheeseburger bag. | | ....And mines bigger than both of Your'sand I won fuck all | 2025 championjust give me a few years to get used to these new Callaways | | Best Swinger in Townof all the pictures taken, this is the only person with a decent swing, the ball ended up in the trees or water but it was a good swing. | | |
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