1st to go
this will be removed if a better one can not be found but this man was actually "Sleep eating" during dessert.

Bruvvers in Bums
our own eastend film star Danny Dying

It's tiring taking the piss out of Blatchy
he who dares SLEEP's

Get Carter Party animal extrordinare
once is bad but after a nights kip twice is unacceptable

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Poncho El Bandido
It's one thing being a bandit but blatantly flaunting it in front of the Clubhouse and fellow members is out of order.

3 for the price of 1
Jimbo, completely wasted, Brendan, bent fag and hiding red wine stained shirt and Manner who looks ok but left his room mate to find his own way back to their room which took him an hour.

Readers Husbands
Scott practising for next months Mayfair magazine shoot

Oh no, not again
Carts on his way to Noddy land

Surely another Jaeger Bomb won't hurt
Next year we can save some money by not bothering to get Rooty a Room

10 weeks later
And it's our resident Hall of Shame member, stand up Carts....Oh you can't

Eatings Cheating??
But trying not to get it down your best Primark shirt is the pits mon!

Don't wake me.....Please
"H" dropped off to sleep on the coach....not on our coach wake up pisshead!!

We daren't wake this one
Apparently G-Spot has already died once according to him

It's Stevie Heard again!!!
not to be outdone by Carts, Stevie gets his name on the board again.He did last to just after dinner this time.

The old boy is loosing his touch
After many years of being King of the Stopouts. "H" has been dethroned by quite a few of us lately, Kev Carter even out done him on this one.

Flower Power
poor old Johnny Williams aka Rizzla it's tiring sitting in a golf buggy being driven round all day

Bully Boys
This 4 bundled poor little kiddies out of the way to get their faces painted before their teetime, 3 of them I can accept but Batman, this is outrageous.

Oi!! get off our Sofa
Ultra steady Utty only makes 3rd place in last man standing, as ever, Stu and Lee sit there discussing what a success it's been again.

Lee's Birthday
Warning, if you let everyone buy you a large Rum you could end up on my couch

It's the Shed man
A first entry into the hall of shame for Jason Dexter...why has it taken so long??

Caught in JD Sports
The Whistler himself trying out Man Bags for Spain